I just heard a Chuck Norris joke that is apropos of our discussion on evolution:
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Wednesday, November 21, 2007
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So does this mean you're in the Mike Huckabee camp? I've always worked on the Democratic side in politics, but I have to say the Huckabee ad with Chuck is the funniest political commercial I've ever seen.
ReplyDeleteYou call that "new?" That joke's so old even I have had time to modify it:
ReplyDeleteThere is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
All of whom are watching Chuck Norris 24/7 and keeping Jason Bourne informed of his every move.
How pathetic(and unfunny). Interestingly enough both Chuck Norris and Martin Cothran have the same amount of scientific training and knowledge.
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ReplyDeleteI've googled "anonymous" on the web and I can't find your vitae, but I'm sure you must have a long list of scientific degrees. Still, you might want to consider the fact that you don't need a scientific degree to engage in reasoned discourse.
In any case, you scientific mystics are so solemn these days, I just had to post the joke to lighten things up a bit.
Trust me. It's good for you.
And there is no global warming - Chuck Norris got cold and turned up the heat.
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