Wednesday, August 01, 2012

University of Louisville backs down on Chick-fil-A controversy


Plans for the Ministry of Truth building at UofL have been shelved. The campus Thought Police are putting their truncheons back on their racks. The Louisville Fight Song has been changed back from “Oceana ‘tis of Thee” to its original, less dogmatic form.

All is quiet in the prole district.

Soon the shortage of razor blades will be eased and the chocolate rations will be increased. 2+ 2 still equals 4.

At least for now.

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