Here is my process for determining who to vote for in tomorrow's Republican caucus in KY

Here is my process for determining who to vote for in tomorrow's Republican caucus. A candidate gets one point for "No," a half a point for "Mabye" (or the equivalent), and zero for "Yes":

Question	Trump	Cruz	Rubio	Kasich
Does the candidate discuss the size of his own or other candidates' intimate body parts?	Yes	No	Yes	No
Does the candidate think that the Supreme Court's Obergefell decision on marriage is "the law of the land"?	Yes	No	No	Yes
Does the candidate give evidence that his mother failed to wash his mouth out with soap on appropriate occasions when a child?	Yes	No	We're beginning to wonder	No
Is there evidence that the candidate's pro-life position is politically contrived?	Yes	No	No	No
Does the candidate have a tendency to quote Italian dictators and, on occasion, act like them?	Yes	No	No	No
Is the candidate an ideologue on free trade, even if it costs American jobs?	No	Maybe	Yes	Yes
Does the candidate have a penchant for schoolyard taunts of the "neener-neener" variety?	Yes	No	He's on  his way	No
Does the candidate believe that gay rights trumps religious freedom?	No (but also wants the right to shut down Mosques)	No	No	Depends on the day of the week
Does the candidate have a problem following basic rules of decency and decorum to the point of evincing a need for the administration of some kind of electric shock to be administered practically every time he opens his mouth to speak?	Yes	No	No	No
Did the candidate think Iraq was was a good idea (when it mattered)	Maybe	Not certain	Not certain	Yes
	2.5	10	7.5	7.5