Thursday, August 04, 2016

Headlines that make you want to vote for #Trump

I am not voting for Donald Trump, but there are a daily parade of news events that make me want to. The latest is the news that "Russian Rock Band Warns Americans Voting For Trump Is Like Voting For Putin."

The rock band is, of course, P***y Riot, a Russian rock band famous for the smash hit ..., um, well, there's the song ..., hmmm. Now that I think about it, they don't have any hits at all and for that matter no one has ever actually heard them play music. Which is probably a good thing.

The only reason they are famous is because the Russian government put them in jail. Not only does that not make them a rock band, it doesn't make their rantings meaningful. 


I, personally, am in favor of putting them back in jail. Maybe they could figure out how to play some instruments and actually play music, which is what rock bands are supposed to do, after all.
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2 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:55 AM

    Why are you afraid of the word "Pussy"? Pussy Riot could refer to some cats that got into a batch of concentrated catnip.

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  2. Martin Cothran3:48 PM

    That's actually a really good description of what their music would sound like (if they actually played music).

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