What George Washington would have tweeted on the eve of the Battle of Trenton

Check out Tom Hoopes' Top Ten Great American Tweets. Here are 9. and 10.:

10. George Washington, Dec. 24, 1776 … Yikes. Valley Forge=brrrr! FMAO! lol. Serious, though #YikesItIsCooold. Tomorrow-MerryChristmas @Hessians

9. Meriwether Lewis, Sept. 13, 1803 … Bleh. “R we there yet?” has been SO not funny since Missouri.

Check out the other ones here.