Friday, October 04, 2013

The Redcoats are Coming: Queen reasserts British rule, citing government shutdown

Okay. We've really stepped in it now. But at least liberals will be happy, they've been praising constitutional monarchies for years:
In light of your immediate failure to financially manage yourselves and also in recent years your tendency to elect incompetent Presidents of the USA and therefore not able to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English Dictionary.)
We're going to have to relearn how to spell certain words like 'colour' and 'doughnut,' stop celebrating on July 4th, and drive on roundabouts. And you better start looking for good Spam recipes because the cooking's going to get a lot worse.

Read the rest here.

1 comment:

KyCobb said...

At Walmart yesterday, I saw, I kid you not, a package of spam jambalaya.