Tuesday, September 17, 2013

BREAKING NEWS: Give up your guns, but ignore our violent programming

BLANDERSON STUPOR: We interrupt this program to bring you a special report wherein we tell you about the recent shooting in the naval yard in Washington, D.C. and lecture everybody about how we need new laws banning guns in order to eliminate violence about which we are very schocked and appalled.

We now return you to our regularly scheduled violent programming which we vehemently deny has anything to do with glorifying and promoting the violence about which we profess to be shocked and appalled (largely because it would cost us money).

Thank you.

1 comment:

Lee said...

"And while you're at it, please ignore the fact that we, the celebrity liberals, can afford armed bodyguards for our own protection. Just because we deserve protection doesn't mean you do."