Caption contest at Page One

Okay, so I just noticed that Page One Kentucky was running a caption contest on a picture of me. It takes a rather unflattering shot of me from a recent appearance of "Kentucky Tonight," and asks reader to complete the question: "Martin Cothran appears to pent up because ____________."

Various answers were given, and the major problem Page One readers see is ... my tie. The paisley is so 80s. And the knot: a failed Windsor. On top of that, the button down collar is so yesterday.

Here's my entry in the caption contest:

Martin Cothran appears pent up because he's feeling like the subject of an episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

Maybe they could do my kitchen now.