Thursday, September 06, 2012

Debbie Wasserman Schultz says dropping of God, Jerusalem was "technical oversight"

We knew it was going to happen. Debbie Wasserman Schultz is now saying that the dropping of Jerusalem as the capitol of Israel from the DNC platform was a "technical oversight." So was the taking God out of the platform. Just a slip of the pen.

They didn't really mean it. Honest.

Wait, now that I think about it, the word "honest" should never be used in a post in which Debbie Wasserman Schultz's name appears. I promise never to do it again.

Wasserman Schultz declared that there "wasn't any discord" when the Mayor of Los Angeles Antonio Villaraigosa had to take three (count 'em three) voice votes and then finally, because there was seemingly as much dissent as support (the "No"s were just as loud as the "Yes"s), and because the lady behind him was saying "You gotta let them do what they're gonna do," referring to Party leadership, he just declares, "In the opinion of the chair two thirds have voted in the affirmative, the motion is adopted." Cue the boos, jeers, and fist shaking.

And that's where Debbie Wasserman Schultz comes in. To deny that it happened. That's what she's for.

Just click the picture of Debbie Wasserman Schultz above to see her nose grow longer.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Alas, there is no IQ makeover.