Don't ask, don't tell: Democrats new economic policy

Since, as we have observed before, Obama doesn't actually have an economic policy, the Democratic convention tonight made it clear that is has finally settled on a three-step economic plan:

1. More abortion rights
2. More gay rights
3. More union rights

Think of the economic slogans that are made possible by this: "Obama's economic plan: Don't ask, don't tell." Or perhaps, "Keep poverty safe and legal." And then there's, "I redeem my food stamps @ UFCW stores."

Where do I order my bumper sticker?