The monthly Proscription List is out, containing, as it always does, the nine things Martin Cothran hateth this month--nay, there are ten:
Diet drinks
Psychological excuses for immoral acts (even my own (acts))
Any movie with Ben Stiller in it
Diet advice (particularly when it is uninvited)
Sincerity (when voiced by politicians)
Scientific explanations for moral acts (or any other voluntary acts for that matter)
The View
Dancing (when done without rules and an equally strict dress code)
"Whole grain" anything
Pretentious coffee drinks (the exception being Starbuck's flat white which, although extremely pretentious, I also happen to find very tasty and is therefore exempt from this list)
Stay tuned for next month's exciting list of things which you too should avoid.
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