Don't give me no hand me down coats

Jake is slimming down, which means it is now technically inaccurate to call him a "big fat liar." His detractors will now have to find another, more accurate term--but it's nice that they'll only have to change two of the three words.

I’m down to a size 36 suit jacket. From a 48. Anyone need some fancy jackets that are barely worn? Maybe Martin Cothran could use them for some sort of Family Foundation ritual?

I can't think of any immediate need I have in any of my rituals for Jake's hand-me-downs, but I am out of pins for my Jake doll. Maybe he could send me some of those.